Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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