Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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