It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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