is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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