I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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