Me. At least after what I've been through.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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