Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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