I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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