And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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