We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
it glows. i had to have it.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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