I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
