either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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