He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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