I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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