Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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