3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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