doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I wish I only lived at night.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
