Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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