please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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