Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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