trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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