Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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