no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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