if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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