How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Randomize
