yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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