it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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