Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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