I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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