Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
my poor anus
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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