I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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