no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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