I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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