It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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