im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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