We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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