I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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