Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
