He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Green mimosas i think yes
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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