You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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