Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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