i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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