Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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