We won't sleep together?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just high enough for therapy.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Randomize
