Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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