I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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