Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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