i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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