Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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