love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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